write up


Walking Football writeup for 18th Jan

Walking Football 7th Press release As soon as both teams had finished their warm up exercises, I removed my ear defenders. I can`t stand the sound of creaking bones and snapping tendons. The colostomy bowser I mentioned last week was already in place and is proving very popular with players and with spectators. The sloshing sounds emanating from some of the players as they moved around the pitch, especially during the second half, were becoming a distraction so we are very grateful to the person who donated this piece of equipment. Not only does he, or she, wish to remain […]


Walking football 6th January write up

Walking Football 6th Press release With Christmas and New Year a distant memory, the Dangerous Old Men Of Steel began their 6th game of Walking football here at Camping Los Gallardos. Sadly they still have to pick teams from players here on the site because as yet, no one else has found the courage to face this herculean group of ageing super heroes. As I approached the field I could hear the cracking of bones, the creaking of arthritic joints and the thwacking snap of tendons as they finished their warm up routine. Our ref, the Mighty Vicko blew his […]